J.A.A

Simply put, J.A.A means "Jerry Asks Ariane". It's my way of addressing the FAQ on this site. Jerry is my younger brother, and the questions he asks are the ones you visitors (commonly) poke me with.

And what Ariane says is what Ariane has to say, period. So read carefully before stalking me.

Jerry: Oh no! I don't want to direct-link off Surrealle, yet I don't have a host! How can I use your avatars?
Ariane: Calm down. There are plenty of free image hosts out there! Photobucket is an example - it allows you to direct link off the site. Oh yeah, don't even try to direct link off Surrealle. I can find out if you do or not.

Jerry: Thief! You stole my [insert whatever it is here]! Take it down!
Ariane: Did I now? Email me with concrete proof. I've a clear conscience so if you think I have stolen...then it's most likely you're attempting to waste my time. *sigh* Otherwise, I apologise.

Jerry: Lovely site! May I use the main layout?
Ariane: Nu-uh. Surrealle's layout belongs to ME. If you're looking for a layout to use please look in the Designs section (not up yet) or another resource site.

Jerry: Do you accept submissions?
Ariane: Nope. Read: "Surrealle is Ariane's showcase site", which means my works only. Sorry.

Jerry: Host my site? ONEGAI?
Ariane: Not here. But my other site, the Before Dawn Network does have hosting for designers who need a home.

Jerry: May I be staff? Please?
Ariane: As with the question on submissions, the answer is the same - NO.

Jerry: May I make alterations to the layouts here?
Ariane: Oh no you can't. Not unless you have prior permission from me or the owner of the layout.

Jerry: Geez! My question isn't answered here. How...troublesome. -_-
Ariane: Send an email with your query. I'll get back to you if your question is reasonable enough.

Jerry: This isn't a question, yes, but...I LOVE SURREALLE!
Ariane: Aww. Ari loves you too. ^^ <3

Jerry: Shut up. I hate Surrealle. Your graphics suck. Your layout sucks. You suck!
Ariane: Ah well. Feel free to formally send me hate mail; though I can't assure any response on my part.


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